by UglyWolf May 21, 2018
National Blowjob Day
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
by NBJD April 18, 2018
IT'S THE OFFLICIAL NXCKGXAMER DAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
You: HEY IT'S THE NXCKGXAMER DAY MAY, 21ST!!!!
Anyone: WAT REALLY??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone: WAT REALLY??? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
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by babtothebone May 21, 2011
Oh duck me its may 21st bestie day
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This is the day the most beautiful and caring person in the world was born. You will never ever be alone, so many people are always thinking about you promise.
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