May 17

the day your suppose to hit on dev and buy her nicotine.

Oh shit it’s May 17th, I have to go to the smoke shop for dev

by dinodevy May 17, 2021

The worlds dumbest bitch was born. She’s also a hoe

Damn she was born on May 17th I gotta blast then pass.

by Bipitybopityboo October 18, 2019

It’s national tiddy day, girls got to send a tiddie pic to whoever sents you this

Yo it’s may 17 national tiddie pic day, let me see sum real quick

by Uknwn32 May 18, 2022

may 17

"hey did you see that girl pass us"
"yeah i hear her birthdays may 17th"

by fathoodbitch October 15, 2019

may 17 is a day of breakdowns. if you or someone you know was born on that date, beware. they have a tendency to do nothing, but cry

person 1: oh no! it's May 17th!!
person 2: ...so?
person 1: it means one of us is going to have a mental breakdown!

by dumbbjuice May 9, 2020

hey man im gonna do your mom

but I don't want you to

too bad it's may 17

by mmom do your May 13, 2022

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 7, 2022