A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
by Big Man 62 September 6, 2019
Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
Max a dude with a big dick
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different
by Oofsanity December 11, 2017
Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
Max is the most loving person you will meet. However, if you get him mad, be prepared for a war over! Max is the person that will fuck you until your organs fall out. Max also hates niggers and illegal aliens that are imported into the country illegally. Max also has an enormous penis!
by big dikk thong likker January 18, 2020
Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
by FeminaziBoyz August 19, 2019
A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 25, 2018