1. A chronically online woman currently drafting wedding vows for her fourth husband while simultaneously livestreaming a monologue about how the last three were “narcissists” who “couldn’t handle a real woman.” Refuses to consider that maybe, just maybe... she’s the damn problem.
2. Someone who collects red flags like Funko Pops and sprinkles them into every livestream between CashApp begs and trauma dumps. Known to emotionally manipulate viewers with crocodile tears until they donate $20 and a sliver of their soul.
3. Expert in Selective Accountability™, fluent in semantics, passive aggression, and “technically I didn’t say that” energy. Gaslights with glitter. Says things like, “I’m actually a really good person” while simultaneously turning best friends into burn bridges.
4. A pathological pitstop between chaos and convenience. Dates for stability, divorces for content, and cries for sympathy in 1080p.
2. Someone who collects red flags like Funko Pops and sprinkles them into every livestream between CashApp begs and trauma dumps. Known to emotionally manipulate viewers with crocodile tears until they donate $20 and a sliver of their soul.
3. Expert in Selective Accountability™, fluent in semantics, passive aggression, and “technically I didn’t say that” energy. Gaslights with glitter. Says things like, “I’m actually a really good person” while simultaneously turning best friends into burn bridges.
4. A pathological pitstop between chaos and convenience. Dates for stability, divorces for content, and cries for sympathy in 1080p.
“Careful in her DMs, man. One message and you’ll be her next ex or her next meal ticket. Straight Mavadosey.”
by The_Realest_Real July 02, 2025
Get the Mavadoseymug.