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Matthew Tedford 

A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?

Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!

Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.

Matthew Tan 

Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.
Matthew Tan, time for dinner! "FUCK YOU MOM EAT DICK!"
Matthew Tan by Jotaretard February 21, 2022

Matthew the player 

The best person on earth Matthew the player also known as aka.mr steal your girl has HUGE 9.5 inch biceps try me he will fight lions grizzly bears and your nan loves a succulent pastry known as a jaffa cake he once lost a tooth to a protein bar he's a proper hard lad don't mess with him is a billionaire trillionare *it's how he stole your girl * he's a whopping GIANT height of a staggering 4foot 10inches don't mess with a Matthew or he will steal your girl freind FWI.he can also drop a sick beats .
Matthew the player is A slang term / name for a person who is very attractive and likes Marta cakes.and who s got bulging biceps and an extremely tall height

matthew the bitchwhore 

Matthew is an all around bitch. He only cares about himself and he also asks hobos if they want to have sex with him. He is an all around whore, a money whore, a girl whore, you name it. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and he tells everybody to kill themselves because he's a salty little bitch. He wants to 69 every girl he meets, especially girls named Elisabeth. No one likes him and he will be a loner for the rest of his fucking life.
Guy1: Ew, it's Matthew.
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!

matthew thiessen 

probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
wow, matthew thiessen is so amazing!!

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes 

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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