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Matthew Tedford
A guy. He's a lifegaurd, he has a killer body. You know what's even better? He's the perfect combination of cute, handsome, and hot. And he's kind of a moron, yet he's one of the smartest guys you'll ever meet. He'll come off as a douche and that's what makes him so attractive. Inside, he's the softest and funniest guy you'll ever talk to. Even though he's a pussy for sleep, he'll stay up late talking to you because he loves you.
Hey, are you dating anyone?
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
Yeah! I'm dating Matthew Tedford!
Matthew Tedford, the perfect guy? Hah, lucky.
Matthew Tedford by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedia March 31, 2013
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Matthew Tan
Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.
Matthew Tan by Jotaretard February 21, 2022
Matthew the player
The best person on earth Matthew the player also known as aka.mr steal your girl has HUGE 9.5 inch biceps try me he will fight lions grizzly bears and your nan loves a succulent pastry known as a jaffa cake he once lost a tooth to a protein bar he's a proper hard lad don't mess with him is a billionaire trillionare *it's how he stole your girl * he's a whopping GIANT height of a staggering 4foot 10inches don't mess with a Matthew or he will steal your girl freind FWI.he can also drop a sick beats .
Matthew the player is A slang term / name for a person who is very attractive and likes Marta cakes.and who s got bulging biceps and an extremely tall height
Matthew the player by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
matthew the bitchwhore
Matthew is an all around bitch. He only cares about himself and he also asks hobos if they want to have sex with him. He is an all around whore, a money whore, a girl whore, you name it. He doesn't know when to shut the fuck up, and he tells everybody to kill themselves because he's a salty little bitch. He wants to 69 every girl he meets, especially girls named Elisabeth. No one likes him and he will be a loner for the rest of his fucking life.
Guy1: Ew, it's Matthew.
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!
Guy2: I know right, He's such a gay faggot.
Girl1: I know, he wants to fuck me all the time. Like bitch, find someone who actually loves you, like your mom.
Girl2: That's why we call him matthew the bitchwhore!
matthew the bitchwhore by KillYourselfMatthew January 18, 2017
matthew thiessen
probably has one of the best vocal rages ever. 6'3"
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
matthew thiessen by e.l.loves March 8, 2009
matthew thiessen and the earthquakes
A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
matthew thiessen and the earthquakes by willoughby August 14, 2005
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