matthew sturniolo

the reason my standards are so high.

“why are your standards so high?” “because matthew sturniolo exists.”

matthew sturniolo by jadelbeez June 13, 2022

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

matthew sturniolo by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023

Matthew sturnioloK 

The reason why my gf dosent love me 🖕

Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended
Unboyfriended= sad💔🙁👎🏽

Matthew sturnioloK by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

matthew sturnioloK 

The reason my girlfriend dosent love me

Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK

Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…

Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽

matthew sturnioloK by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019