Matthew is one of the most dirtiest guys you ever meet, Matthew is scared of water and bugs, This nigga stinks and always complains to take a shower. If you see a Matthew you better bring 10 packs of gum.
This kid stinks. He must be a Matthew
by Neptunewithpowers111 November 24, 2018
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A guy who is fine asf and athletic. Extremely smart, not only is he hella hot but he is brilliant as well. Even though Matthew is so great, he doesn't use emojis when he texts so it makes him unreadable unless you conversate with him in person. Besides sucking ass at texting, he is a god on earth. He has killer abs and all the ladies want him.
Damnnnnnn, Matthew is fine asf but I texted him last night and I didn't understand if he was happy or not because he was so unexpressive with his words.
by Sparkling.skys June 8, 2019
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A really swell guy he likes to bully his brothers a lot but other times is really nice.
Matthew is alright.
by dudeimNotjj February 28, 2019
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Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.
by chloerophylllllll November 14, 2019
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"Matthew is a hoe"

"Have you ever heard of the hoe, Matthew?"
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Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players
Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything
by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019
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God of thiccnesss. Absolutely dummy ass thicc boi. Just absolutely pile of thiccness. Also hes gay
Damn matthew’s so thicc but gay. Boi what a shame
by Legitcrackers241 June 24, 2020
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