Matt S 

Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.

You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.

Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)

Matt S is a great person! :D

Matt S by Unknown but known.. March 28, 2022

Matt's Mom

The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer

Matt's mom banged me hard

Matt's Mom by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008

Matt's Dad 

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster

1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)

Matt's Dad by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009

matt’s disease 

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

matt’s disease by Would that one that October 12, 2017

Matt's First Law 

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

Matt's First Law by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

Matt’s alright 

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸

1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.

Matt’s alright by Bes Mean May 26, 2021

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

Matt’s dick size by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022