Skip to main content

Matt S

Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.

You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.

Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)
Matt S is a great person! :D
by Unknown but known.. March 28, 2022
mugGet the Matt S mug.

Matt's Mom

The hottest, sexiest, bitch ever. biggest booty and titties. And Matt himself has a shitty computer
Matt's mom banged me hard
by Rick e. fresh October 30, 2008
mugGet the Matt's Mom mug.

Matt's Dad

The most indestructible being the internets has ever known. the only power known to rival matts dad is Chuck Norris but even he is slightly weaker than him. His power lever is equal to Infinite and that of chameleons. He eats emo kids. and is a known mobster
1) HOLY SHIT ITS Matt's Dad!!!! (you wont be able to scream anything else if you see him)
by Private Pussylicker1555 May 24, 2009
mugGet the Matt's Dad mug.

matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.
After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.
by Would that one that October 12, 2017
mugGet the matt’s disease mug.

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires
Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.
by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011
mugGet the Matt's First Law mug.

Matt’s alright

The best content creator out there, also the driver of the Sus Bus™.

Matt’s alright, especially on Thursdays 🥸
1: you hear about Matt?
2:yea, i’ve heard Matt’s alright.
by Bes Mean May 26, 2021
mugGet the Matt’s alright mug.

Matt’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Matt” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.
Hey look at that fuckboy Matt over there! Matt’s dick size is 1.74 inches. What a faggot!
by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022
mugGet the Matt’s dick size mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email