Matt

A fucking gay doink that hops his finger in his bumhole like a bunny.

Person 1: I'm craving some guys
Person 2: Stop being a matt

by xxxconshie April 10, 2018

Matt

Usually a trans, makes stuff, and doesn't speak to anyone but stalks all of them

Did you hear that famous game developer Matt is trans and is turning into a woman named Laura?

by whatthehellisgoingonamerica November 19, 2017

Matt

Matt, a citizen with no style. Tends to follow the crowd and is a totally loser. Can't make nothing of himself and is a bum. Below 4 in.

Stop being a matt

by Unknown dads March 14, 2017

Matt

Somebody who lacks testicular fortitude and couldn't hit the g spot if he had three cocks. Likes to drive a Subaru d wagon and and went missing this year

Where's matt

by Chasekinsey January 8, 2018

Matt

A psycho dick. Stay far away

Oh my god. Your being crazy. Stop acting like a matt

by H8 matt June 22, 2018

Matt

A big fat ass who loves cheese

Look at that matt

by Mynameisjeff056 December 20, 2017

Matt

-Loves to shove minors into walls while on xanax
-Will demonstrate what sex positions he'll fuck you in (without doing it)
-Has a really small dick
-May choke you
-Lowkey racist and sexist

Girl #1: Hey, I just met a Matt last night.
Girl #2: Avoid that bitch at all costs.

by chocolaterainbows December 1, 2017