Masturschlop

Repeat offending of the art of schloping ( the rubbing of two penisis into eachother's foreskin to make a schloping sound).

Humza kept masturschloping in his bed at night.

by youMADbro September 22, 2014

Masterschlong

A device like no other. Easily identified by it's considerable length and breathtaking girth. Either seen as either a reward or punishment depending on the orientation and tastes of the recipient.

1. Excellent work Steve, that'll definitely earn you the Masterschlong in the office next week.

2. You're such a cunt, when we get home you're gonna get Masterschlonged.

by The masterschlong August 20, 2013