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Master T 

Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.

Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".

See also: Gofer
Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.

Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!

Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.

Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE
Master T by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010
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master_t 

a sexy little skinny boy named master_t
he gets all the bitches and hoes
has money $$$$
got high minecraft bedwars k.d
"oh damn, I got killed by the notorious super sexy master_t" "

B Master T 

(n)- Refers to an individual(male) with excessively large bitch tits, title given when individual has mastered the tremendous size of their bitch tits.

B(itch)
Master
T(its)
Girl-"DAMN! that kids really got some big bitch tits!"

Boy-"Yeahhh, but he's cool with it, we call him B Master T"
B Master T by PaPa1k3 October 5, 2010

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

Master Troll 

Th kind of a troll that common net-trolls cannot out-troll in forums. Genuinely smart, a Master Troll is commonly the *most* clever of trolls who usually leaves other net-trolls and innocent preys mentally beat up ain frustration or even anger.

Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
a Master Troll (MT) writes a troll topic/thread...

-- gets replies...

regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....

MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>

MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>

MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>

MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>

MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>

MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)

Master Troll says... :-)
Master Troll by ChaosOrder April 15, 2013

Master Trader 

Master Trader is a rank which only the chosen ones can be ranked. This rank isn't earned by skill but earned by destiny, which you can find out in the Fountain of Destiny. One known Master Trader you can still find up to date is TeenAgent.
Master Trader were made to show the true meaning to trading.
Master Trader by MrMustache69 February 12, 2021
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