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One of the worst insults one can possibly called another. However, conversely can be used in a endearing way amounts only the closest of friends and communities
That guy is such a massive, he's not worth it
by Darkfireice September 09, 2019
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Term used to describe a type of party, show, or Rave where thousands of Ravers, Junglist, Club Kids, and Kandy Kids would flock to from miles away to attend. Most Massives feature world renown artist or D.J.s, held in large event centers, and are known about many months in advance. Most commonly pre-sale tickets have to be bought due to these events usually selling out.
"Dude, did you go to that sick Massive last week?"
"Yeah, I went broke going to Nocturnal Wonderland, but Dieselboy was hella worth it!"
by 5p1ic3 September 16, 2004
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Massive - Really good.Something or someone who merits praise.
That party was f**kin Massive.
She's Massive,I'd love to....
by Blood January 07, 2005
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Super big - not necessarily strong. Commonly associated with strong men and fat women.
"Oh man that Adrian is super-massive."
"Holy shit she gained like 400 pounds and now she's massive as hell."
by AdrianIsMassif September 07, 2014
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