Maspro

A dirty old man that seeks pleasure from little girls. Often found asking young girls to go behind a tree to "see how it works" while he urinates.

My grandfather is a maspro

by AthenaMarie July 19, 2010

Mastrous

The Spartan word for Epic/Amazing.

Can be abbreviated: Mastro, Mastrousness, etc.

"That game is Mastro"

"OMFG IM SO MASTROUS!"

"This movie is full of MASTROUSNESS!"

by FetusxLauncher October 8, 2007

Mastroi Gaming

Mastroi Gaming is a person who has no game and gets no bitches

"Did you know that George is a virgin?"

"Everybody knows that, he's Mastroi Gaming"

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"No"
"That's so mastroi gaming

by mastraki December 3, 2022

Mashroor

Literally the best person in the world. Evert hyping about him is awesome. he's endlessly creative, so smart, and the most talented and diverse person you'll ever meet. He's very opinionated. If he takes to you, you're extremely lucky to be his friend. If you're best friends, even better. But if he loves you, it'll change your life.

awesome Mashroor talented ackbar sexy

by Mellophriend November 2, 2012

mastrophobia

An irrational fear (phobia) of breasts.

Get away from me with your giant knockers woman, don't you know I suffer from mastrophobia!

by boredoflife26 August 12, 2012

mascropinate

It has the same meaning as masturbate, but used for in code because it’s awkward to was you jacked off in public.

“He tends to… well… I don’t wanna say it but…. He tends to mascropinate…

by Kermitthefrog55 January 9, 2023

Mastropaolo

Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.

Example 1:

Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?

Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.

Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.

Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)

by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010