A noob at CSGO. Shit at maths, loves weed. He is great lier and man with huge heart. His best friend is his shitty computer that cant run even minecraft perfectly..... Has no life. Loves pizza and BBC.
by NIBAbehaindBARS April 8, 2019
Person 1: It's so hard!
Person 2: Thats what she said!
Person 3: There aren't any girls here though.
Person 2: You're such a Martin.
Person 2: Thats what she said!
Person 3: There aren't any girls here though.
Person 2: You're such a Martin.
by EhpikPhail January 15, 2011
People who likes to look at good friends have sex while masturbating, rather than having sex himself.
by sopelimme June 2, 2011
by FckinChey March 15, 2011
A person who very sexual and makes inappropriate comments or actions. They usually wear speedos that are disgustingly tight and revealing.
Always said in an English accent.
Always said in an English accent.
(See Martin in The Parent Trap when he dances in his speedo)
"Yo, look at that chix huge tits! I'd totally bang her in a minute!" -Lavin (wearing a speedo)
"Me too, man! She's hella hott!" -Victor (also wearing a speedo)
"We are such Maaaartins!" -Lavin (still wearing speedo)
"Yo, look at that chix huge tits! I'd totally bang her in a minute!" -Lavin (wearing a speedo)
"Me too, man! She's hella hott!" -Victor (also wearing a speedo)
"We are such Maaaartins!" -Lavin (still wearing speedo)
by aunsansuchi1 March 17, 2013
Full on retard. Finks he’s kewl. His dogs called tica and he’s slovakian. Says hi to girls. His passion is drawing beavers skulls 4 living. Slabbers like feck
by Toby Lol November 28, 2018