This Martin is in my class. He tried seducing me today.
by The Slavic Bester April 14, 2020
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uranium deer.

Danish : uran hjort.
Martin is a uranium deer.

Martin er en uran hjort.
by OnlyOneSnookie May 31, 2015
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A gay guy walks into a gay club and says to his gay mate: "This is paradise mate, it is full of Martins!"
by The Beefer Society August 15, 2007
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A person who kills all conversations that he contributes to, The conversation could be about anything or anyone and is completely by accident.
Will:Ye, or if pigs could breathe underwater
Everyone:LOL, ROFL
Jamie:Ye, or if monkeys had 6 legs
*Silence*
...
One random voice:Martin...
by Bittermin July 11, 2010
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The kind of guy to go to a party and eat all the jalapeños. Fat and chubby.
Martin is so fat.
by TBNation April 8, 2016
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The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis
by BOOBS BASTOW October 21, 2008
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