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Redifined: maroon5, a group whos album is a complete bestseller, and whos fans actually look at the songs and arent just shallow enough to look at the band members, suck that 'george tony'. Every song on that album is worth the cost, and the songs have originallity, which is more than can be said for most groups today.
Fan: ...maroon5, they rock!
'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye
by does-it-matter? December 02, 2004
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kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???

Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...
by fiendishphoenix February 04, 2004
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Maroon 5 are so fuckin gorgeous and i luv em to death. I can listen to there cd ova and ova agen and neva get bored. they're so hot and their music is so meaningful. I saw them wen they came to adelaide and they totally rocked tha Thebby. i was so close i could taste the sweat coming off of Adam Levine.
There's only one thing to say about them "absolute hunks"
by K_J March 07, 2005
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New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.
Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?
by army_azn January 11, 2005
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the gayest/crappiest band that it got rejected from queer eye for being too gay also damo angi loves them so he sucks balls
"holy shit that song sucks
"yeh dat was maroon5
"they nearly suck as bad as your grandnanny.
by george tony October 30, 2004
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A rock band that adds a "poppy" "swingish" feel to their music. And its got some funk to it. The band is popular for their music, not looks because the whole band is ugly. But they can really play some good music.
Wow I went to a maroon 5 concert and it was tight.
by Myra Mains August 16, 2004
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hot sizzlin' band. ohhhh! very delicous
i have a big crush on their lead vocalist. you're so hot baby boy! i know you like a bitch like me. i've seen your videos and some of the scenes are involve w/ sex. Oh! how delirious. i wanna fuck you! i'm very horny!!! ah! oh! eh! uh! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by bitchinnewyork November 19, 2004
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