The best band ever whom I love so much, they totally rock and their album is amazing!!!
Man, Maroon 5 are the best band on the planet!
by LapisLazuli* January 02, 2005
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a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted
Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")
by Joe Smith 2 August 08, 2007
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They have some funk but anyone who enjoys they shit is either a girl or gay.
Girl1: Ooooh, I love the new Maroon 5 song where he looks tortured and sings about his ex-relationship.

Dude: Fucking hell.
by fatfood March 23, 2005
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a good mix of ska reggae cock rock reggae and pop. One of my favourites. Good lyrics.

Best songs: Woman, Not Coming Home, Captain Splendid, Sunday Morning
Have you checked Adam Levine's vocals. Yeah the lead singer of Maroon 5, he's got it going on.
by rosella September 30, 2004
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One of the most kick ass bands ever! But, they were better before they became way popular and stuff.
Maroon5 kicks ass . . . fo sho
by maroon5<3 January 09, 2005
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Redifined: maroon5, a group whos album is a complete bestseller, and whos fans actually look at the songs and arent just shallow enough to look at the band members, suck that 'george tony'. Every song on that album is worth the cost, and the songs have originallity, which is more than can be said for most groups today.
Fan: ...maroon5, they rock!
'Cool' guy: dude, fuck off they like totally dont. i only do cool bands dude, im bout to go smoke some weed bye
by does-it-matter? December 02, 2004
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kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???

Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...
by fiendishphoenix February 04, 2004
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