A member of the elite group of those who appreciate the true essence of marmots and who consequently pwn in their name.
Farge, the great Marmoteer camped and pwned all o j00z, gg no re
by Fasterbater October 3, 2006
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marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.
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Johnson-loving amphibious rodent. These are illegal in most cities.
Nice marmot.
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Collective noun: in the army the Marmots are the platoon equivalent of the "boy named sue." Marmots travel in packs and are often seen prowling, as that is their usual mode of transportation, they can prowl by foot, car, bike, boat, tank or any other means of transport.

A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military.

One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.
Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them.
There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl.

Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!"
Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."
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1) Cute Beaver-like Animal

2) Insulting word for an Overweight Man/Woman
by Jack Lambert January 26, 2004
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An sti which once passed from one person to another causes men to menstrate for one month a year. Other symptoms may include large hair, excessive drug intake , fieces noir,
a strange attraction to rizzo and extreme mood swings.
the first recorded example was
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When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.
I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot
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