Marisa's Law 

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

Marisa's Law by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

Maria's Shadow

'Maria's Shadow' is the brown shadow around the female butthole.

That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.

Maria's Shadow by Dr Smooth August 19, 2018

maria s 

any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.

i wish i was friends with maria s! -everyone
well i am friends with her so it sucks to be you! -her friends

maria s by r-dog;) i❤️🍫 October 24, 2019

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey 

An ice cream float made with a heavy stout.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkeys were damn good after a month at sea.

Maria’s Wild Alaskan snow monkey by Tomonono December 13, 2019

maria.s 

She is a girl she likes biryany, pizza, kebab likes cola she has two best friends eats too much food but is surprisingly thin

Maria.S has a lot of stuff to be made up to with you she is free Monday

maria.s by Sjisjsjsjsjw November 22, 2021

Marina's sister 

Marina's hot sister but also hot blooded and will win any fight.

Alas, Marina's sister has won the fight again.

Marina's sister by yeahokayiknow May 3, 2024

marisa salvini 

She seems all nice and fun until you do something that could possibly alter her popularity. Then she turns in a back-stabbing she-devil. Marisa Salvini's are usually sluts that try to show off their butts at beaches, pools and parties. Please try to be nice to Marisa's because they can never be nice on their own.

"She was so nice until I tried to get to know her better, she said I wasn't cool enough."

"She sounds like a Marisa Salvini."

marisa salvini by One real truth June 20, 2014