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Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch
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