1 definition by jessfilly
A person that looks better dressed than naked. The term implies deception on the person's part for cleverly masking their physical shortcomings.
I wasted the whole night trying to fuck that mannequin from the bar last night. She looked hot with her clothes on, but when she got undressed I had to close my eyes to keep my boner. She was hiding fat like it was Osama Bin Laden.
by jessfilly August 13, 2009