by Christa Ronaldo May 20, 2022
"Manchester city" or "Man city" are traditionally a mid table football team, that's soccer to any persons from across the pond, who finish in around 14th position in the premiership, that was until a "Arab" billionaire decided to ruin the game by bribing any half decent players to sit on the bench and pay the player £250.000 a week, even Chelsea who were always in the top four in the league don't pay that much, one must draw a line under the ridiculous pay structure. "Man shitty" like to play ugly football with ugly players such as Argentine born Teves, most English clubs wouldn't employ the old enemy but for "Manchester city" it's ok for 2 or more players from this war mongering country to play for them, they are and always will be second team in the shit hole of Manchester to manure or Manchester United as they are more popularly known.
At half time the so called glory huntings fans ate goats head and eye balls at "Manchester city" now that the Arab billionaire owner has changed the menu from lard and toe nail pies to more of a traditional middle eastern fare.
by Witmond April 14, 2013
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by jay66uk July 21, 2006
A formerly Great, formerly shite, and now better than ever, football team from Manchester.
Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.
Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.
In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
Following the clubs purchase by some rich folk, city have enjoyed a meteoric rise in the last 3 seasons reaching the sort of heights that have been sadly absent since the late 60's and early 70's, maintaining a great support through the low points, including relegation to the third tier of English football which was followed by an instant double promotion in the next two seasons.
Since then the club has moved from Maine Road to The City of Manchester Stadium and has finally started to rise to the footballing standard of the fierce local rivals Manchester United. In the 2010/2011 season Man City overcame United at Wembley in the FA cup semi final on the way to win their first trophy in 35 years and resulting in a certain banner being removed from the much quieter stadium in the city.
In 2011 City will take their first steps in the worlds most prestigious club football tournament, the UEFA champions League after achieving a 3rd place finish, level on points with Chelsea FC in second.
by PeteM68 June 13, 2011
A sad football team with no history whatsoever. Their fans are known for being bitter to sick extents, like singing songs about Hillsborough and Munich disasters. They flirted with the Fourth Division in the late 90's and after regaining Premiership status, were sold to a petroleum sugar daddy. After that, the fans started acting like they have won lots of trophies in the last 50 years, despite the fact I can count how many honors they won with my left hand alone.
Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.
Typical football scene in the 90's:
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."
by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 13, 2013