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Mallorey

Mallorey is a drop dead gorgeous girl. No questions asked. She tends to have really long legs, nice boobs, and a tiny waist. She is really funny and always does a certain weird smile. Mallorey always tells stories, and they're usually ones about her embarrassing herself in front of boys. Mallorey tends to be a total male magnet... boys be crawlin'.

Mallorey: "Hey can I borrow your bra?"
Best friend: "Mallorey.... your boobs won't fit in my bra."

by madcop55 May 1, 2014