Mallet Head 

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

Mallet Head by Chesstastic July 31, 2007

mallet head 

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

mallet head by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

Mallet Head 

Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.

"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"

Mallet Head by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Mullet Head 

Someone who has a mullet that is above average or to the extreme. Sezomg.

Wow, look at that mullet head!

Mullet Head by bifdaddi July 30, 2009

Mullethead 

Low class Conservative supporter . Often poorly presented in public and generally doesnt have a great mannerism .

that trailer trash dude in the pick-up truck is what You call a MULLETHEAD Conservative supporter .

Mullethead by Hef October 6, 2009

mullethead 

person who is known for their mullet

canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back

mullethead by dave January 18, 2005

mallethead

incredibly thick headed person that even which hit with a mallet doesnt learn

yeah he never understands; he is a mallethead

mallethead by foundyellowmoose January 15, 2024