malc

A hypothesisor,
One who predicts the future,
A Preacher of the truth

Also,

SOMEONE GAY THAT LISTENS TO GAY MUSIC LIKE AVRIL LAVINGE AND LIAM LYNCH THE ONLY FUCKEN MUSIC IS NIRVANA SO FUC OFF, YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR A MOSQUITO A LAMBITO YERRRRRRRRR. MALCOLM IS A GAY SCIENCE GUY FUCKKKKK YERRRRRRR, BANDS I LIKE< BANDS I LIKE FLOME FLOME FLOME see see flome. MALCOLM CAN BE FOUND PLAYING COMPUTER LIKE A GIMP NOT FLOME THOUGH I JUST BE TRIPPING WITH ME HOMIES YERRRRRR FLOOOOMMMMMEEE. MALCOLM IS SO GAY HE WON'T SMOKE HALF SMOKED BUTTS ON THE GROUND FUCK HES GAY!

I wish Nirvana wrote a song "Smells like Flome" or "Malc is gay" that would be AWESOME. The manager said they couldn't write one "Smells like Flome" cause they would have no audience.

by 401 September 11, 2003

malc

The inventor of Flome

{DF} Flome

by malc September 8, 2003

Malcs

A homo erectus whose habits include rolling up to work late EVERY DAY and has mounds of sand hidden in her vagina. She has foot in mouth disease, refuses to exercise and has the diet of a 475kg african american man. Claims to be talented at touch rugby but performance in the sport proves otherwise. The term is often used to describe like minded folk.

Oh my god, look over there, there a HUGE Malcs
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"

by tripwire789 May 13, 2010

Malc

A slice of luck or used to describe a lucky person.

You Malcy bastard, that window cleaners lift just missed killing your stupid ass.
Don't play pool with Dan he's a real malcy c*nt.

by The hopo December 22, 2016