what you say to your woman if she's giving you shit. best if followed up with a pimp slap.
girl: my man said "BITCH, go make me a sandwich!" when i told him to walk my lap dog. does anyone know a good comeback?

me: well you better come back with my fucking sandwich, woman!
by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010
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Something that has me on my knees in an instant.

Idk why but this one guy won't stop saying it me and its kinda hot...

What the fuck am i supposed to say back?? "Fuck you" or some bland shit like that?

This gif is my exact response to anyone tells me to go make them a sandwich.
"Shut up and make me a sandwich, cunt."
by Kiwi!! :3 <3 December 12, 2021
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
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This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.
Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.
by thefajita September 7, 2015
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When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker February 10, 2012
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What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely
Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.
by Willoe June 19, 2011
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"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 6, 2015
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