sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
A saying used when one person completely dominates another person in a game, contest, sport, etc. Implies that the winner has complete possession of the broken competitor, thus placing the loser in a condition of servitude in the form of the construction and delivery of a sandwich.
We're not playing again-I just beat you 50 times in a row! I think it's time for you to go make me a sandwich.
by Dub P July 31, 2005
The ultimate way to get that sandwich you want when you can't leave your computer because someone is wrong on the internet!
by Kayla Conspiracy January 26, 2009
Guy A: God fucking dammit, this is taking forever to load! Watching paint fucking dry is more fucking fun.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
Guy B: How about you set down the controller, go make yourself a sandwich, and take some pills while at it.
by Overstored Milk October 10, 2014
by White Sox Rule June 5, 2004
Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.
Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-
Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Whining whore: Yes master!
Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!
Whining whore: Yes master!
by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
by backoftheface October 16, 2010