Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.
Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.
Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.
by Jay May 7, 2005
Get the Maker's Mark mug.A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.
Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!
by vyzion87 May 23, 2019
Get the maker's mark mug.Running your mouth after a night of drinking Maker's Mark whiskey - or more broadly, any sort of uninhibited oral activity due to alcohol consumption.
Girl: "Last night I was running my Maker's Mouth, for sure!"
Guy: "Tell me about it, you were talking mad trash after drinking that bourbon!"
Guy: "Tell me about it, you were talking mad trash after drinking that bourbon!"
by mahlk May 13, 2010
Get the Maker's Mouth mug.Similar to "Writer's Block", "Maker's Block" robs those who are usually creatively gifted (see "maker") of their motivation and purpose, leaving them itching (see "maker's itch") to make something but repeatedly failing to find inspiration.
L: What have you been doing in here all this time?
A: Nothing.
L: So you're just sitting there, staring at this mountain of parts?
A: Yep. Maker's Block.
A: Nothing.
L: So you're just sitting there, staring at this mountain of parts?
A: Yep. Maker's Block.
by WordMaker February 2, 2013
Get the Maker's Block mug.The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).
T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!
by WordMaker February 2, 2013
Get the Maker's Itch mug.Engaging in sexual activities with a female durine her period and her dried blood resembles the wax seal from the makers mark whiskey bottle on your dick. Another equivalent to getting your red wings without eating a female out during her period.......
Deech: hey I just earned my maker's mark!!!!!!
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......
Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
Jerry: what????? WTF do you mean????
Deech: you when you fuck your girl while she's on her perod and the dried blood resembles on your dick like the neck of a bottle of makers mark. ...
Jerry : bullshit......
Deech : whips out his dick and says look bitch I've been kissed by a rose on the grave......
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014
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