make a mess 

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

make a mess by BRD October 24, 2004

make a mess 

to take a shit

Man, I just made a mess in the bathroom. Careful.

make a mess by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

make a mess 

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

make a mess by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

make mine a MESS! 

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

make mine a MESS! by michael foolsley January 12, 2012

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper 

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.

"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project

The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010