Stupid Texan Squirrel

Favorite food: Nuts!!!

Breeding habits: all year round 24/7

Personality: This squirrel loves nuts more than any other squirrel. It is also much stupider than the red or grey squirrels and always gets eaten. Breeds constantly.
Oh look, A Maisie is humping my foot!
by Dunks the donut October 17, 2010
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A girl with distinctively pink hair and colourful clothes who seems confident but is secretly very worried about everything. Also all the boys fall for her and she doesn't understand physics
Maisie sat on the train wrong this morning and banged her head against the door
by ThisWasTooMuchEffortForAJoke October 7, 2019
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a girl who looks good in her own way but comes with issues.
She is funny and will fill with joy whilst also making you feel threatend like a jojos character
She may also attract the british species of nonce

But you can always get rid of them
Boy 1-The new girl is funny af and she looks good

Girl 1-She must be a maisie
by Skezzy212 November 22, 2019
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She’s a girl that I’d die for, my sunshine, my everything.
Youre the one, Maisie
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The most beautiful gal you will ever meet. If you know a Maisie, you should hang out with her. She loves dancing and is a beautiful singer.
Maisie is the most kind person EVER!
by Darko369 May 20, 2020
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Maisie is such a amazing friend loves music and gymnastics .is crazy. definately a good caring king girlfriend . So crazy pretty and popular skinny long legs brown hair blue eyes loves animals vegetarian and the purge to bestie Xxx love I Maisie moo
1)Hey look it’s maisie
2)lets go speak to her

1)yeah she is so nice I don’t speak to her much I kinda want to get to know her better.
by #Izzy_ November 29, 2018
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