Macedonian

A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...

Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...

by Alexander III the Great August 17, 2008

Macedonian

Bulgarian

No such thing as the country Macedonia or a macedonian person, they all bulgarians but clueless fuks

by Gashti November 21, 2018

Macedonian

Macedonian is a term used in the UK by the greeks and they are all pagans lol

Will Macedonian stfu u pagan

by rdrfhjlkjjhfdszgaxfcbhn mjhgfd December 24, 2016

macedonians

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around

kifli
macedonians

by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

macedonian

Macedonian is a Greek who lives in the region of Macedonia in northern Greece.

Macedonians write for 3000 years Greek history.

by Ioan July 22, 2006

macedonian version

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

by baacchus June 13, 2011

Macedonian Tazooni

A 'Macedonian tazooni' is a sexual act that is performed only by those fucked up in the head. The receiver will cut a small hole into a their flesh and. The partner will penetrate the hole, while urinating to create the flag of Macedonia (the blood represents the red and the urine represents the yellow)

'I heard she's pretty fucked up, maybe she will let you give her a Macedonian tazooni'

by TheWizard69 March 2, 2015