my cat 

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

my cat by Calista h May 30, 2021

my cat 

An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"

my cat by woofwofbarkbark September 6, 2021

my cat 

Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.

When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."

The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.

my cat by NewVision June 22, 2008

My Cat 

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

My Cat by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

My Cat 

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

My Cat by The.Owner January 17, 2022

my cat 

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

my cat by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

my cat is on fire 

A phrase used by gamers when they want to not play or avoid getting owned in a game.

1. Can we remake? My cat is on fire.

2.
Person A: Why did he leave?
Person B: His cat is on fire.

my cat is on fire by Mcspazatron March 31, 2012