The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023

I have the power of god and anime on my side

If somebody says this, BACK AWAY. For all you know, this person could destroy you with one phrase.

Guy: Kys
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019

WORDA MY WHOLE LEFT SIDE

A crip term of swearing on ur heart made by FENDIIACE A 62NHECBC

ACE-I just caught the opps lacking on they blocc
LOC-worda who

ACE-worda my whole left side

by FENDII ACE November 18, 2021

Fork in my side

An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')

"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"

"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"

by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 15, 2015