make sweet love to my life. usually found in status updates, MSL2ML was developed in response to whiny asses constantly posting updates including FML, or Fuck My Life. also in response to random phrases being abbreviated to only the first letters of each word. MSL2ML can be used to convey happiness or sorrow, good fortune or desperation, as well as any other feeling, emotion or state of being and therefore has almost no real meaning.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.