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MPW is a new slang used bye mature audience defined as my pu**y wet it is described in a sexual way and used too define there vagina being wet and is usually said by a female who vagina is wet or soak
baby MPW
mpw by niela wilson August 23, 2022
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Man, I’m just tryna get mpw
Mpw by Mpwman September 15, 2019
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mpw is an acronym standing for the term "My Penis When" randomly used in some imageboards and irc channels, it shows a way to express yourself when your penis get shocked, impressed or in someway amused by any image, news or comments.
anon1: hey look another incredibly fappable moe-moe animu this season!!
anon2: >>mpw
mpw by Gennosuke September 30, 2011
mpwl- my porn won’t load
jack: ugh i’m so mad
joe: why?
jack: mpwl
joe: man that’s a big rip
mpwl by pooplicker1243 May 19, 2020
when you get pwnt by moh
you got mpwnted!
mpwnted by k to the y izzle May 21, 2004
To be "pwned" or served by a member of the Military Police Corps.
"Did you see that MP drag that jarhead away?"
"Hah, yeah, he totally got MPwnd."
MPwnd by Pvt.Sullivan November 10, 2006
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