MPS: Male Provider Syndrome

MPS: Male-Provider Syndrome - When your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A mad has MPS: Male Provider Syndrome when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have GREAT WiFi.

MPS: Male Provider Syndrome by ChillJindy March 15, 2010

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Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.

A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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