monkey banana

These 2 words can be used at anytime, and infact do not have a proper definition the point is to confuse.

If you radomly say these words midsentance or even in a silence the other person/people will either believe you are insane or question whether you actually did say it at all (making them think they might be insane).

by Roswell February 3, 2004

monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

chocolate banana monkey

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.

by Crushed red peppers October 31, 2015

stealing the monkey's banana

To take something of great importance from someone, purely for the purpose of laughing at them.
i.e taking a monkey's banana from it.

David: "I think I'll go steal that deaf kid's hearing aid. Just for shits and giggles."

Marcie: "You can't just go stealing the monkey's banana like that!"

by Alex Conway January 20, 2009

banana monkey

Someone who loves sucking cock.

Give Tiffany a few martinis and she turns into a total Banana monkey

by theBigBubba January 28, 2007

3 Banana Monkey

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously

He's as happy as a 3 banana monkey

by Bog Pete March 11, 2013

monkey's banana

Something that's pretty hip and groovy

Chocolate and peanut butter? Mmmm, that combo is the monkey's banana!

by Alexjandro de Tron October 5, 2013