moldy potato Share definition Flag A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies” “What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!” moldy potato by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the moldy potato mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch