The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.
Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.
by F M Phelps October 04, 2008
by 400M October 26, 2008
by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009
Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008
by britard December 31, 2006
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
OR
"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.
OR
"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
by Marcrazy February 17, 2009
To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.
We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.
M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!
by Nadiathon. August 03, 2009