Mirko

The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.

"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"

by j_pereca February 3, 2010

mirko

best luvers come by the name of MIRKO !!

check the local hood

by loconutz February 4, 2004

Mirko

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by Bibideanca January 10, 2022

Mirko

Mirko is finnish name, Mirko usually has huge cock and balls just like elephant.

Kalle: nice cock
Mirko: i know

by Kkonaukko November 22, 2021

mirko

a "quirky" 12-15 year old who has daddy issues and may or may not be a furry
possibly lgbtq+

She's such a mirko, she never goes outside other than to go to furcon.

She's a real mirko, she always talks about how annoying her daddy is.

by verpin' July 7, 2023

Mirko

Very big dick with a heavy large strong asshole and it's like cocaine and mariahuana love them a lot. Like phospholipid and a membrane. Mirko love girl but girl not love you. Mirko are so sociable with person that work in a cantiere

Mirko say it's a very strong pussy

by Iltuoamore November 23, 2021

Mirko

Means to operate at a slow snail pace.

He is acting the mirko

by Wanghope March 1, 2019