Mirko

The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.

"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"

by j_pereca February 03, 2010