M.O.I.P. 

Making out in public.

One who loves to make out in public.

That keytar player is so hot. I bet he likes to M.O.I.P.

M.O.I.P. by DRP1111 June 14, 2010

M.O.I.S.T 

MOIST, sounds creepy when you say it doesnt it?
a M.O.I.S.T is a MAN.with OVERLY INFANTILE SEXUAL TENDENCIES aka a child toucher.

look a that crossing guard holding that boy's hand, what a M.O.I.S.T

M.O.I.S.T by sexontherun December 14, 2009

Notorious M.O.I. 

(1) Noun: Proper name: The Notorious M.O.I. is a legendary cyber babe and performance artist who frequents certain online message boards. M.O.I. stands for Magnificent Omnipotent Individual.

(2) Adjective: Slang for absolutely fabulously cool, hip and awesome.

(2a) That's so very Notorious M.O.I. of you.

(2b) You're totally Notorious M.O.I.

Notorious M.O.I. by Sue Nah Mie December 31, 2004

e.m.o.u.i.c 

Eat me out until I come

I want someone to E.M.O.U.I.C

e.m.o.u.i.c by Itsmeyourdepression November 8, 2020

M.A.O.I.S.

M.A.O.I.S. = Middle Age Occupational Impasse Syndrome. From age 30 to 50 one can feel like a failure, and not know or understand what it is one should really be doing.

One could be unemployed and looking for a job, but never finding a good job. Or, one could be employed but in a job where there is no chance of future promotion or success.

Ted has a bad case of M.A.O.I.S. - he's been out of a job for three years and does not know what he wants to do for a living.

Mary has M.A.O.I.S. because she is working in a job that has no chance of promotion or increase in salary.

M.A.O.I.S. by Whistle Berries July 15, 2011

E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A

E- eat
M- me
O- out
U- until
T- Till
I- I
C- can’t
T- take
I- it
A- anymore

“Omg hey girl my boyfriend just texted me E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A what does it mean??”

“Well, you feeling hungry rn?”

E.M.O.T.I.C.T.I.A by Lxcidyy July 26, 2023

M.F.O.I. 

This is an acronym describing one's involvement at a party when there are girls around. It is normally used by one friend who is not in attendance at said party talking to another friend who is (via text). M.F.O.I. means Mingling, Fingering, or Otherwise Interacting (in reference to the people at the party (mingling), the girls at the party (fingering; could be used literally, but it does not need to be)), or otherwise interacting (etc...).

Guy 1 (not at party): Hey dude, hows the party? There any girls there?
Guy 2 (at party): It's alright, and they ain't bad.
Guy 1 (not satisfied with answer): You M.F.O.I.?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just hanging with the guys, playin' some beer pong.
Guy 1: C'mon man, play the field.

M.F.O.I. by The Confuser June 27, 2009