Brown luggage

A term describing one's anal cavity as a means of storage and/or smuggling.

Bro: Man, I need a smoke hookup after this flight.

Bro 2: You didn't pack weed in the brown luggage?

by Tenth Doctor January 19, 2015

help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

Slang term for testicles as coined by Fez from the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 Sirius 197, Monday - Friday 11a to 3p

R- "Is that a new term you just came up with?"

F- "Yes, crotch luggage."

by fletcherbv November 4, 2010

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 4, 2010

Guido-type jacked guy who walks around with him arms extended and fists clenched like he is carrying invisible luggage. Usually found on a beach.

Just passed by three dudes carrying ghost luggage, must be getting closer to the Jersey shore.

Someone who lurks in your luggage. Sometimes invited. A kind of stowaway

“I wish I were going to Costa Rica with you Kendra :( “
“You can come as my luggage rat! ;) “

by Lil’ Marco December 23, 2018

I'm starving! I need to get me some gut luggage

by Hello Kitty 74 April 16, 2011