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His pronouns are he, because he will never be him.

A Lucas B is a rippling wall of muscles. Similar to a jellyfish, there is no brains to this absolute organism of a human. Originally perceived as Sisyphus and the gods by the Greeks, their indomitable wills inspire the laws of physics to the earth moving and maintain the law of conservation of matter. They are also a major lynchpin in modern culture, their notorious third legs having instigated the sexual revolution.

Typical hobbies include maintaining relativity, advancing humanity, and rizzing up the hoes.

Notable Lucas Bs include George Washington, God, and Andrew Tate.

Almost all Lucas B males graduated from the infamous Community School of Naples. None have been able to successfully graduate college.
“Hold up ain’t you Lucas B?”
Lucas B by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
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Lucas B Pearce 

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair
Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*
"CLASSIC Lucas B Pearce rizzing up all the older women in Lancaster"

George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip 

The only reason for Jar Jar Binks’s existence.
Mark: Have you seen Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace?

John: Yeah. Jar Jar looks like something straight out of George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip.

Lucas Boss

Any tub of lard that if approached air waves are filled with the smell of pure pain (body odor, shit, cigarettes,gasoline_
dude bill deevy is such a lucas boss
Lucas Boss by a gms student December 3, 2019

The Lucas Bush Challenge 

Named after the first person to complete it, the Lucas Bush Challenge is a 24-hour harrowing ordeal involving drinking beer, eating donuts, running miles, and jacking off. Given the numbers 6, 12, 18, and 24, one must assign a number to each activity and complete them in a singular day. Lucas Bush, our honored first champion, chose to jack off 6 times, run 12 miles and, in a halftime decision change, eat 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.
"Someone attempted the Lucas Bush Challenge and tried to jack off 12 times, what a psycho!"

Lucas Butters 

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.
Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,
Lucas Butters by Volki July 15, 2018

Lukas B. 

Lukas blume is an utter savage and he has no fears. Will do anything for 20 dollars. So dank he is a meme. If u know a Lukas B. you are a god.
That guy is such a Lukas B.!
Lukas B. by F/\R/\/\0N November 6, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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