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Lucas B

His pronouns are he, because he will never be him.

A Lucas B is a rippling wall of muscles. Similar to a jellyfish, there is no brains to this absolute organism of a human. Originally perceived as Sisyphus and the gods by the Greeks, their indomitable wills inspire the laws of physics to the earth moving and maintain the law of conservation of matter. They are also a major lynchpin in modern culture, their notorious third legs having instigated the sexual revolution.

Typical hobbies include maintaining relativity, advancing humanity, and rizzing up the hoes.

Notable Lucas Bs include George Washington, God, and Andrew Tate.

Almost all Lucas B males graduated from the infamous Community School of Naples. None have been able to successfully graduate college.
Hold up ain’t you Lucas B?”
by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
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Lucas B Pearce

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair
Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*
"CLASSIC Lucas B Pearce rizzing up all the older women in Lancaster"
by S4bs.awesomeness March 6, 2025
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George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip

Mark: Have you seen Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace?

John: Yeah. Jar Jar looks like something straight out of George Lucas’ Bad Acid Trip.
by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 5, 2019
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Lucas Boss

Any tub of lard that if approached air waves are filled with the smell of pure pain (body odor, shit, cigarettes,gasoline_
dude bill deevy is such a lucas boss
by a gms student December 3, 2019
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The Lucas Bush Challenge

Named after the first person to complete it, the Lucas Bush Challenge is a 24-hour harrowing ordeal involving drinking beer, eating donuts, running miles, and jacking off. Given the numbers 6, 12, 18, and 24, one must assign a number to each activity and complete them in a singular day. Lucas Bush, our honored first champion, chose to jack off 6 times, run 12 miles and, in a halftime decision change, eat 18 donuts and drink 24 beers.
"Someone attempted the Lucas Bush Challenge and tried to jack off 12 times, what a psycho!"
by metaltangent August 19, 2022
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Lucas Butters

His last name describes it all, His hair is dipped in melted butter twice per day giving it a smooth and slippery texture.
Man did you know that that the USA invaded Iraq because they found Lucas Butters hair dipping pot there,
by Volki July 15, 2018
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Lukas B.

Lukas blume is an utter savage and he has no fears. Will do anything for 20 dollars. So dank he is a meme. If u know a Lukas B. you are a god.
by F/\R/\/\0N November 6, 2018
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