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The act of making someone LOL so hard that they die, or in other words, killing them without laying a hand on them, causing one to feel like a ninja.
Loljitsu by TMaq February 6, 2010

do you lovitz? 

An alternative way to say the popular Paris and Nicole phrase, "do you love it?".
do you lovitz? by natzie September 14, 2008
The Last name of a beautiful goddess with gorgeuss brown eyes/hair
Kim, Samantha, Emma are lovitt's!

Loveitis 

A medical condition affecting the heart (not the one that pumps blood, the other one). The inflammatory reaction results in swelling, redness, warmth, and pleasure. There is no cure for it.
I need you, I want you, I miss you, I LOVE YOU... like crazy! I'm suffering from loveitis.

-Edward-O & Mella
Loveitis by Dr. Edward-O, MD October 29, 2012

Lovitation

The act or blissful feeling of floating due to being in love, or having recently made love.
"Lovitation is dangerous. I lovitated into the ceiling fan last week after Kara and I rubbed bellies. My ass cheek looks like a manatee hit by powerboat."
Lovitation by Mediocrites_the_Average September 15, 2009
A group of three sexu manly men.
That is one sexu Lovito!
Lovito by ChaosZ3RO December 28, 2003