Defining the singular person in your life who is a combination of both soul mate and lover.
Level above boyfriend girlfriend falling just short of engagement or marriage.
When we get our finances in order I intend to marry my lovemate.
When I wake up in the morning, I find myself practically sleeping on top of my boyfriend even though he has a king size bed. I say to him, "I'm sorry baby. You look all crunched in the corner of the bed. Did I lovocate you"?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).