Louie Slugger

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

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louie ville slugger

someone who you roams the parks, schools, streets, and bars who you can pay to beat up some one else.

dude that guy kicked me in the face the otherday during a game and side it was an accident. He is nowhere to be found what should I do. Get a louie ville slugger on him to beat his ass.

louie ville slugger by zeke5469 September 29, 2009

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st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.

Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?

st louis slugger by A-C-E - ACE!!! June 14, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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