A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.
I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.
by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020
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someone who you roams the parks, schools, streets, and bars who you can pay to beat up some one else.
dude that guy kicked me in the face the otherday during a game and side it was an accident. He is nowhere to be found what should I do. Get a louie ville slugger on him to beat his ass.
by zeke5469 September 29, 2009
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