losted

The act of misplacing one's top after an extended period of staring at a guitar.

Matthias had been staring at his guitar for some time when, to his surprise, he realised he had losted his top.

by Cyber doo-doo September 30, 2008

lost

Really shitty show on ABC, played out by no talent actors.

John: Come on man lets go watch Lost.
David: Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you.

by crayzz January 31, 2007

Losted

Past tense for lost.

Big boss replaced losted book.

by SuckaPhatwun December 15, 2019

Losted

A word used when a situation unexpectedly becomes very awkward or terrible.

Arnold and his friends usually go out on a Friday night. Roj who is an acquaintance self invites himself to go out with them at night. Arnold and his friend all whisper losted softly as the night just gets awkward.

"Dude your mom just found your pack of cigarettes!."
"We losted..."

by Puifoongdoilooklikeigiveafuck June 9, 2016

Watch Lost

Masturbate vigorously

"I must Watch Lost."

"Nothing better than an episode or two of Lost before bed!"

by cheesy454 January 7, 2022

i lost

"I lost" is a term used when you have ejaculated. (Often used when you were trying not to.)

person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm

by Joshua_1234 March 23, 2020

star lost

The feeling you get when you look in the nightsky see the stars and realise how small you are how small everything is, you get lost in the stars and for a moment you feel like all your worries are gone they seem so far away and so tiny to you, it's a feeling you can't describe.

You're star lost

I feel so star lost right now I never want this moment to end

by Luna Bang August 26, 2021