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A Slang name, used in the song N.W.A-Fuck the Police. Pretty Raw. Can mean a man with huge dick, or man that is good in bed.
N.W.A-Fuck the Police: You'd rather see me and lorenzo rollin in a benzo than rather me in a pen.
Lorenzo is huge!
Yo nigga, waz gudd lorenzo
Lorenzos a beast in bedd!
by random_awsomeee kidz January 18, 2009
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husband type , smart mouth , there for you when you need him , a nice gentleman.
I love me some Lorenzo...
by by me : September 05, 2016
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lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.
lorenzo is awsome
by wanye_kest March 02, 2015
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likes to roll and/or chill in benzos. see multiple N.W.A. and Death Row records.
"you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo, rollin' in a benzo"-ice cube
by kidd0 January 23, 2007
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A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
by BlacknightJB4 December 13, 2010
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where can i start with a lorenzo, he can be the nicest person you’ll ever meet but can also be a total jackass. He can be smart when he feels like it and also a complete idiot. he is very intelligent on the inside but he doesn’t show it. He can be a little arrogant at times and demanding, things have to be done his way or no way at all- loverboy

he likes sex sorry is obsessed with sex and loves to play xbox he best ! also he’s really good looking but people don’t find him attractive but i do with all my heart
girl: did you end up having sex with lorenzo?

me: no, why ?

girl: good cause i did ;)
by I love you Veronica January 19, 2018
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-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)
Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that
by Da Dang Da Dang June 09, 2009
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