by Jarhead96 April 05, 2006
An amateur golfer with USGA Ghin Index of legit +2 who never cheats, can drive the ball equal to or longer than long PGA tour pros, occasionally beats top professional golfers in a match, holds multiple course records at world famous golf courses, tournament tested, around age of 30 and with nerves of steel.
by U da Man! May 26, 2022
When you go out with your friends and your girlfriend gets mad. So instead of calling her, you apologize through text messages and argue the whole night.
Friend: Get off your phone bro and come get a drink.
Texagizer: hold on bro let me apologize to my girl real quick
Friend: Dude your just gonna be on your phone the whole night texagizing her, just call her bro.
Texagizer: Nah man ill be done in a minute
Texagizer: hold on bro let me apologize to my girl real quick
Friend: Dude your just gonna be on your phone the whole night texagizing her, just call her bro.
Texagizer: Nah man ill be done in a minute
by SDcharger619 November 05, 2009
by MB Infinity August 07, 2021